Blind Ape Seo

The old ape is probably late to the party, having just discovered marketingexperiments.com (no affiliation).

A member of the wickedfire forum pointed out this free webinar on marketing optimization and it is indeed one you should watch.

Being a stickler for things like usability, the your senile simian enjoyed the ability to click through to interesting slides in the player, which cuts down on viewing time as well.

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Once in a blue moon, things just come together. Usability and evil marketing? Hell yeah, why didn’t I think of that?

Sure, exploting the “sinful” side of people for profit is nothing new. The blog Usability for Evil outlines the direct implications of this in a web design and marketing setting.

Pure genius and hey, who doesn’t love a site with the main categories gluttony, lust, greed, envy, pride, wrath, and sloth?

Read it and enjoy all the machiavellan schemes that appear in your head.

Then go out and apply, little grasshopper.

The world bank just opened up it’s data vaults.

Get all of it from their data catalog page.

After he wrote the review of the uBot Suite, the old ape dove into creating new bots left and right, putting bug reports in the uBot forum, developing a better relationship with the team and spreading chaos and mayhem in the forum.

Next to constant updates and fixes, the uBot developers also worked on new features, which finally pushed the version number to 3.1

Here, a congratulatory cheer is in order.

Why?

Well, besides lowering the memory footprint, squashing bugs, and introducing tons of small, but nifty features, this version brings one HUGE development:

Bot libraries

In essence, this means that any bot that you develop is now open for future reuse.

With a few simple clicks, you can include one of your old bots and use all of it’s nifty subroutines in a new one.

Surely and easily, your arsenal will grow more powerful with each bot and each function you create.

Did anyone say bot army?

~~ / Get uBot for only US$ 199 with promo code BlindApe199 /~~

America Online, formerly known as AOL has decided to rebrand.

Right now, this is a case study in how to utterly destroy a brand. (Not that the company was ina  good shape before that).

Enjoy the fail named Aol.

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PS: For additional cringes, watch the video.

The old ape thought this was interesting as hell:

Wired Magazine article on Demand Media

enjoy,

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Darn!

I completely forgot to organize this years WebWriMo, simply because I am too busy.

But, if you want, you can join me for an insane month of web creation.

The old ape himself just started on two big web projects, svereal uBot creations and more. November will therefore be spent in a productive trance, typing and thinking until his hands fall off, the brain overheats and turns into a mush, and he collapses at the desk.

You can share your own stories in the comments.

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Or:

How to get from this

Before uBot automation

To this:

After uBot Automation

With a few clicks of your mouse.

Update:

Get your own bot army for only 199$ with promo code: blindape199

As every one knows, I love automation. Automation makes webmaster life worth living again, simply because it takes care of the drag involved in a lot of SEO activities.

Now Seth dropped uBot on the community, and it is a bomb - a bomb dispensing gold coins, chocolate bars and playboy magazines.

What uBot is

uBot is a visual scripting environment for web browser automatisation.

I guess you are not alone if you just muttered a “huh?”. So let me put this another way.
Anything you can do with a browser (and a few extras) can be automated with uBot AND you don’t have to write code to do so!

uBot is a tool that lets you build any bot with a few clicks of the mouse!

Clear now?

What uBot is not

uBot is no automated tool that builds you a SEO empire out of nothing.

Instead, it is a tool that lets you build all kinds of little scripts to do your bidding.

Have some ideas:

• web2.0 account creator - yep
• stats checker - yes
• Wordpress commenting - can do
• sending mail via web interface - you guessed it
• Page scraping - no problem
• Search engine scraper - check

What you have to know

Yes, uBot does have a small learning curve in store for you, but it is nothing in comparison to learning a proper scripting or programming language.

Everything you need to know can be learned easily from the tutorial videos on the site or / and the uBot commando guide (reference guide didn’t sound as cool).

Actually, everything I needed to write this reddit user creator learned in the very first video. It took me about half an hour of clicking around and done!

Reddit bot - half an hour of clicking

That is half an hour with no prior contact to the uBot software!

You can download the .uBot file here, so you can expand on this.

Or you can get the full reddit acount creator .exe file instead, as uBot allows you to compile a bot, so you can run it as any other programs, or give it to your oversea workers or sell it to whoever wants it.

What you do need to have is knowledge of HTML and web forms, but that can also be learned easily.

Who uBot is for

Anyone. Anyone who wants to automate web stuff without heavy programming.

Hell, I can code, and I use uBot now, simply because it is faster and easier to do a lot of things this way. For other things, an uBot can serve as a quick prototype and proof of concept.

My recommendation: Buy it NOW!

I am just leaving this here, because I was looking all over for something like this.

Web Wireframe Stencils for Visio

Especially the pencil sketched look warms my heart and should be useful in conveying the idea of a purely planning stage.

Enjoy,

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