Introducing The Online Marketing Virtual Ghostwriter (OVG)
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“It’s perfect for when your clients expect interchangeable content filled with nothing more than common sense and vague statements. And best yet? It can write about ANY subject!” – Not Rand Fiskin, Online Marketing Guru.
“I practically crapped my pants when I saw the content your OVG was producing. There’s nothing Google can do to distinguish between its great content and that produced by real pros. We’re probably going to have to discontinue organic rankings and switch to paid listings only. Damn you the Online Marketing Virtual Ghostwriter!” – Not Matt Cutts, Occasional Head of Google’s Webspam Team.